ruin a wish!

someone wish for something. the next person ruins it and then wishes for a new thing.

example:
Me: I wish for a TV!
someone else: wish granted, but the TV's broken. I wish for cheese!
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and so on.... i'll start!

I wish for cheese!

You'll get it, but it's hairy and green.

you forgot to wish something!!!

Oh, I wish.. more smileys on the forum.

wish granted, you get 100 new smileys, but all of them looks the same (a yellow circle, nothing else)

i wish for money!

You get money, but it is russian money so you can't use it. >

I want to work in the Crusty Crab.

Wish granted, but your only task is to clean the toilets.

I wish i could fly!!!

Wish granted, but you can't speak with the cool birds up there.

I wish for my wish to not get ruined!

Wish granted, but the you didn't actually wish something that shouldn't be ruined so nothing happened at all.

I wish i could cook.

You can cook! But the only thing you can cook is Pizza and you'll cook it everyday and you'll get fat.

I wish I were Santa.

wish granted. but at the store all the kids pee in ur knee.

i wish i could read minds!

"Bragdivald just obtained the skill "Mind Control"!
Description: If you use the skill "Mind Control", you can read the what the people are thinking and control them.
"Mind Control" can only be used on smileys.

I wish I were a Pokémon!

Wish granted! You are now a Magikarp!

I wish I could paint and draw like Michelangelo.

wish granted, but you got nothing to paint/draw with and ur too poor to buy

i wish i was on TV!

Wish granted, but it's a news report about your murder.

I wish my brother's dog didn't want to eat me.